Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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