So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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