What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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