I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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