I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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