I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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