Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
There are leaves in my underwear?
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