There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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