dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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