i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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