Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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