4 words: hood of his car
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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