do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is Oprah even human
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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