susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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