It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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