I'm going to jail i love you
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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