I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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