Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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