We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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