How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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