Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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