hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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