Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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