i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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