She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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