Define "chronic" masturbator.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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