Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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