Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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