This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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