i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Dignity is for republicans.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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