I faked an abortion last night.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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