Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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