Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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