just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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