Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
false alarm, still single
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