You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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