I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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