Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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