try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I forget how to act sober
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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