I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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