No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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