Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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