Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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