the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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