would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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