they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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