Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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