Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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