oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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