my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
is it fun? or sober?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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