I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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