why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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