I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
organizing the empties. That sober.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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