Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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