Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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